Strange Pleasures: Cruel Intentions

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Strange Pleasures: Cruel Intentions

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Cruel Intentions (1999)

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Beatrice Loayza

Strange Pleasures is a regular Metrograph column in which writer Beatrice Loayza shares unconventional desires found across underground and mainstream cinema alike.

Cruel Intentions plays at Metrograph from Friday, March 8 as part of Forever Young.

If you’ve seen Cruel Intentions, then you’re bound to remember the kiss. It’s between Sarah Michelle Gellar’s wicked Kathryn Merteuil and Selma Blair’s Cecile Caldwell, the film’s sexually frustrated naïf. Kathryn, the student-body president at Manchester Prep, a fictional private school on the Upper East Side, is playing teacher to clueless Cecile, who will be starting at Manchester when summer is over. Kathryn doesn’t really give a shit about Cecile; she’s only hanging with the slack-jawed brunette to move along one of her several long cons. This one, a logically convoluted act of vengeance against her ex, involves turning Cecile into a slut—Kathryn need only teach her the tools of the trade, of which she is intimately familiar. 

First thing’s first: first base. Cecile is in love with her cello instructor Ronald (Sean Patrick Thomas), and she’s got to learn how to please him. It’s a sunny afternoon in Central Park, and the girls are lounging on a picnic blanket—Kathryn, a posh vixen in an all-black get-up (tiny dress, smart blazer, shades, and floppy hat); Cecile, playfully girly in a bubblegum pink top-and-skirt combo, a lime green sweater tied over her shoulders. The best way to practice is with your girlfriends, Kathryn insists, matter-of-factly. After the first gentle smooch, the camera zooms in on the girls’ faces as they try again with a bit of tongue. When their lips touch and part moments later, a string of spit clings between them, briefly. For this sapphic smooch, the two actresses nabbed the Best Kiss award at the 1999 MTV Movie awards. In the nineties, lesbian erotics were all the rage: think Neve Campbell and Denise Richards going at it in the pool in Wild Things (1998); or Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, nestled in noirish shadows as they make love (and do crimes) in Bound (1996). 

Directed by Roger Kumble, Cruel Intentions is a high watermark of the teen-sex movie that takes its source material (Pierre Choderlos de Laclos’s Les Liaisons dangereuses, also adapted by Stephen Frears into the 1985 film Dangerous Liasons) and translates it to the world of Manhattanite rich kids. This demographic is well suited to the decadence of the original, also about aristocrats with little else to do but sleep around, look fabulous, and create palace intrigues. Kumble’s film, a true product of the nineties starring a roundup of the decade’s biggest teen stars, is also triumphantly, indifferently racy—perhaps that’s why it’s such a beloved object among the millennial set, with many of us all-too-eager to wax nostalgic over the days when sex in the movies was less circumscribed by political correctness. 

Sex had long entered the pop cultural mainstream by the nineties, but the decade saw the sexualization of teens on a whole new level. Consider young Drew Barrymore, playing a Lolita-style homewrecker in Poison Ivy (1992) or the rise of Britney Spears, who was only sixteen when she unleashed “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” Cruel Intentions followed this trend and placed it on the wavelength of a bitchy, broody daytime drama. Without it, we probably wouldn’t have aughts-era guilty pleasures like Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars (though the sex in these shows, reined in by the TV networks they originally played on, pales in comparison to that of its ancestor).

There’s real heat to the kiss despite their playing pretend—and Cruel Intentions is full of these kinds of interactions. Ronald is pretending to teach Cecile the cello as he straddles her from behind and moves her hand as it clutches the bow. Eric Mabius’s closeted all-American boy, Greg, pretends to be a straight football bro, though he’s “got a mouth like a hoover,” which he likes to use on Blaine (a peroxide blond Joshua Jackson). Good sex, in a sense, is about maneuvering the divide between performance and reality. You act out desires, unleash the animal side of yourself that you keep private from the masses—but then, is that the true you? How much you is inside the persona enacted when playing the merciless dom? The whimpering virgin? Being a teenager is about trying on masks, too, and working through identities as you edge into adulthood.

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Cruel Intentions (1999)

No wonder that the majority of the characters in Cruel Intentions play caricatures of a type—the Lothario, the sexy-mean-bitch. The two leads—Kathryn and her step-brother, Sebastian (Ryan Philippe)—are peak cool kids, which effectively means they know how to put on a show. See Sebastian’s opening act stunt, in which he plays the needy client to his celebrity psychiatrist, only to pull a bait-and-switch that involves a nude photograph of the shrink’s daughter (Tara Reid) on the cover of her new book. 

Part of the film’s pleasure is watching the two step-siblings go at it like strutting peacocks in the throes of an incestuous mating dance. In fact, this boogie is what triggers the film’s plot: Sebastian and Kathryn want to sleep with each other but their parents’ relationship makes this vaguely taboo (not that this prevents their casual groping), so they make a bet that involves Sebastian seducing the new headmaster’s chaste daughter Annette (Reese Witherspoon). Should Sebastian succeed, Kathryn is his; should he lose, she gets his vintage Jaguar convertible. This face-off unleashes half a dozen romps, which see hook-ups between just about every character in the film (Kathryn and Ronald; Cecile and Ronald; Cecile and Sebastian, etc.). The film is very much of its time, meaning its treatment of sex borderline ridicules the idea of consent; Cecile receives oral from Sebastian somewhat against her will, but Kathryn assures her the orgasm she experienced means she’s “becoming a woman”. 

Yet the film’s obvious artifice saves it from curdling into a time capsule of retrograde attitudes; only women in the movies act like Kathryn, a Poison Ivy who fuels her mischief with cocaine that she keeps inside her crucifix necklace. Blair’s Cecile would seem mentally ill by any real-world standard. With her Garfield-the-cat eyerolls and incessant lip biting, she has the energy of a snickering schoolgirl considering the appeal of the cock (her over-the-top performance of stunted adolescence feels particularly deranged considering Selma Blair’s physique, clearly that of a full-grown woman). Witherspoon’s Annette is stereotypically Good: she writes an op-ed about saving herself for marriage; dresses in maidenly whites and pastels; happily volunteers at an old folks’ home (and Sebastian, in his quest to seduce her, is forced to tag along). 

Yet it’s Annette who upends the siblings’ game, with Witherspoon bringing to her character a breezy naturalism that convinces us her nice-girl shtick isn’t just an act. Sebastian falls for Annette and it’s the real thing: “It’s okay you can laugh. I promise I won’t tell anybody,” she says when she breaks down his defenses by flashing a few funny faces. The film shifts from sleazy sex comedy to soapy melodrama when Sebastian pulls out of the bet, his earnest feelings for Annette making Kathryn’s scheming seem petty, juvenile. It’s the moments of vulnerability—Sebastian’s laugh; or the glimpse of fear on Kathryn’s face when he confesses his love—that remind us just how heavy their costumes must feel.

So much of what gives Cruel Intentions its lasting power is its absurdity and excessiveness: Sebastian bullet journaling his conquests; Kathryn assuring Sebastian (among other sexually charged, mustache-twirling monologues) that he can “put it anywhere he wants” should he triumph in the competition; the soundtrack, full of nineties bangers so-bad-they’re-good (cue the final act vanquishing of Kathryn at Sebastian’s funeral, scored to “Bittersweet Symphony”). In the world of Cruel Intentions, one’s reputation—tied to virgin-whore dichotomies of sexual experience—is currency, yet the film itself seems to have no pretense of respectability. In a sense, that’s the key to being good in bed.

Beatrice Loayza is a writer and editor who contributes regularly to The New York Times, the Criterion Collection, Artforum, 4Columns, and other publications.

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Cruel Intentions (1999)