I Want What They Have

Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn

Essay

I Want What They Have

By Caroline Golum

On Kurt Russell and Hollywood’s Last Great Romance

Our series Kurt Russell: It’s All in the Reflexes plays at Metrograph and At Home through January 19

 

The Barefoot Executive

Type ‘Kurt Russell birth chart’ into your favorite search engine—you may have already, you pervert!—and you’ll notice a handful of unassailable facts: sun in Pisces, belying an artistic temperament; moon and ascendant in Cancer, indicating a nurturing sensitivity; and Venus in Aries, a curveball sure to delight and entice, implying the romantic tendencies of a burly spring ram. From a purely cosmological standpoint, it appears the clean-cut kid from Springfield, MA, was fated for the life of a heartthrob. If the profile above leaves you doubting, consider his universal truth: from his first on-screen appearance—as Elvis Presley’s pint-sized, shin-kicking foe in 1963’s It Happened at the World’s Fair—Kurt Vogel Russell burst forth like Athena from the skull of Zeus, fully-formed, and ready to set cinemas ablaze.

Within the pantheon of child actors trussed up, masticated, and spat out by a ravenous Hollywood studio system, there are but a scant few who managed to maintain their hold on the marquee. Recall Drew Barrymore’s and Christina Ricci’s earliest outings as Kewpie-faced moppets, before their evolution into ’90s pin-ups. Among stars minted in the mid-century, the numbers dwindle: our dearly departed Dean Stockwell is one such example, ditto his boyhood pal Russ Tamblyn, but for all their accomplishments, you could hardly call them blockbuster leads. Perhaps Russell owes his great success to a death-rattle benediction: legend has it a scrap of paper bearing the youngster’s hastily scrawled name was discovered on Uncle Walt’s desk beside the man’s frigid corpse. In homage to Disney’s dying wish, the studio signed the 15-year-old Russell to a 10-year contract, giving him top billing in goofy kiddie fare like The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969) and ape-in-an-office-comedy The Barefoot Executive (1971).

Child actors, beloved for their cherubic qualities, tend to wear out their welcome by the time puberty sets in. Yet there’s something about that Russell kid—you can see it, even in Confederate grays in Mosby’s Marauders (1967)—that connotes a staying power seldom afforded his contemporaries. A lesser presence might inspire audience fatigue—and there are countless tales of child stars who ditched the seventh art entirely. But Russell carries on like a Timex: “takes a licking and keeps on ticking.” It’s been nearly 60 years since that first encounter with the King in World’s Fair, and the man still manages a picture a year.

Russell was ‘born in a trunk,’ as the song goes, the child of character actor Bing Russell and hoofer wife Louise. Not exactly Barrymore-level, but a pedigree nonetheless, and true to the tradition of would-be stars plucked from the nurseries of showfolk parents. When the Russell clan decamped to Hollywood in the late ’50s, Bing found consistent employment in television, working in a slew of horse operas and war dramas. This was an era when an Equity card and a union wage could secure a decent, middle-class life for bit players and supporting actors—less ‘late nights at the Brown Derby’ or ‘premieres at Mann’s Chinese,’ more of a ‘time to make the donuts’ mentality.

Good, clean living and a happy home: these are the modest prizes of American ambition. Amid a maelstrom of social change and falling box-office receipts, and coinciding with television’s emergence as a proving ground, the dimple-faced boy stood before his audience as an avatar for national ideals. In many ways, Russell is the last vestige of the era’s traditional star factory. Appearing regularly in living rooms across the country, he grew up on screen alongside his audience.

In John Carpenter, he found the von Sternberg to his Dietrich—beginning, ironically enough, with Russell’s star turn as Elvis in the Carpenter-directed 1979 TV biopic.

While the Disney discovery to Reagan-era action star trajectory may be definitively postwar, Russell’s always had a whiff of Old Hollywood about him. Although too young for the Beefcake mold that birthed Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter, his lantern jaw and studly physique testify to Hollywood’s enduring love of hunks. In John Carpenter, he found the von Sternberg to his Dietrich—beginning, ironically enough, with Russell’s star turn as Elvis in the Carpenter-directed 1979 TV biopic. But it was his wry wit and ass-kicking chops as one-eyed prisoner-made-good Snake Plissken in Carpenter’s 1981 Escape from New York that transformed Russell into the decade’s foremost leading man. His metamorphosis from comic foil to muscle-bound action star delighted audiences accustomed to his goyishe charm. From these “lighter” roles in TV, family comedies and genre cinema, Russell began tackling more “refined” fare, earning a Golden Globe nomination for his performance in Mike Nichols’s 1983 whistleblower drama Silkwood as Meryl Streep’s doting boyfriend.

In Old Hollywood lore, every leading man needs a suitable leading lady. Enter Goldie Hawn, a doe-eyed comedienne who parlayed a recurring go-go girl role on Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In to cinema stardom throughout the 1970s and ’80s. Like Russell, Hawn’s shtick seemed unstuck from time—a “ditzy blonde” in the vein of Jean Harlow and Judy Holliday, played to great effect in Hal Ashby’s 1975 comedy Shampoo and the 1980 Nancy Meyers-penned Private Benjamin. Hawn was 19, and Russell was barely old enough to earn his learner’s permit, when they met on the set of Disney’s 1968 The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band, but before you hit that ‘cancel’ button, it wasn’t until their starring roles in Johnathan Demme’s 1984 comedy Swing Shift that their romance began in earnest.

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Was it written in the stars? For a fellow water sign like Russell, Hawn’s Scorpio sun and airy Gemini moon—spiced up with an adventurous Sagittarius ascendant—proved to be an enduring cosmic combo, and it shows. While Swing Shift was, by all accounts, a failure at the box office, it shines as a document of their burgeoning romance. The authenticity of their on-screen chemistry emanates from every scene—no shade on their respective acting skills, but the alchemy at work here is clearly called forth from some deeper source, as two 10’s at the top of their game each cut a natty figure in flattering ’40s silhouettes. By the time the pair appeared the following year in Garry Marshall’s comedy Overboard, audiences were well in on the joke. Hawn’s portrayal of a bratty trophy wife, subject to the whims of Russell’s oafish contractor, cemented the duo as a baby boomer answer to Tracy and Hepburn.

Imagine the resulting filmography if their co-starring roles hadn’t petered out after Overboard. What could have been? Russell and Hawn blowing up cars in some $10M action movie, trading barbs in a Desk Set-esque office comedy or, God-willing, matched in a steamy erotic thriller? While their respective careers may have gone separate ways, the great romance begun under Demme’s watchful eye is still going strong. However you feel about their recent on-screen reunions in the direct-to-Netflix Christmas Chronicles—haven’t seen, seems sweet—real heads know their best work is on Hawn’s Instagram, where followers routinely enjoy pictures of their dogs, living room karaoke, or the occasional birthday wine tasting.

Like their on-screen personas, Russell and Hawn project an accessible everydayness that complements, rather than contrasts, their Hollywood lifestyle—save one detail: celebrity couples aren’t known for their longevity, but somehow these two incredibly hot, talented, and funny people have kept the home fires burning. And while neither has seen the need to marry—an arrangement addressed rather sweetly at the 1989 Academy Awards—after 40 years there doesn’t seem to be much point. Chatting with People Magazine in 2020, Russell figured “a marriage certificate wasn’t going to create anything that otherwise we wouldn’t have.” Taking stock of Goldie’s catch, it’s hard not to be a little jealous: through four decades of mutually assured affection, multiple homes, and a laundry list of exceptional film credits, Kurt has kept it light – and tight. Who wouldn’t want that?

Caroline Golum is a New York City-based filmmaker and writer. Her incendiary debut feature, A Feast of Man, eagerly awaits your glowing Letterboxd review.

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