Grousing about the new widescreen technology that was transforming the film frame, Fritz Lang famously declared, “Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals.” What ol’ Fritz neglected to note, however, is that snakes can make for mighty fine cinema, as evidenced in the latest entry in our ongoing “Animal Farm” series. You can see Indiana Jones hating them, Ice Cube being distraught by their size, Samuel L. Jackson being equally distraught at their presence on a plane, a Kurt Russell-sized Snake with the hiss-like surname Plissken, and much, much more in this loving tribute to our scaly, slithering friends.